http://siamesemeg.com/2009/10/16/weekend-frights/ watching horror movies since 1974 Sat, 23 Oct 2010 00:50:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://siamesemeg.com/2009/10/16/weekend-frights/comment-page-1/#comment-642 The House of Mirth » What Ever Happened to My Transylvania Twist? Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:38:31 +0000 http://siamesemeg.com/wp/?p=851#comment-642 [...] But no, I learned from finally seeing the movie in its entirely again that it wasn’t just my twelve year-old attention span, it was the editing for TV that did it! Mausoleum is so full of boobs and demon-possessed sex scenes that to air it on basic cable required quite a hatchet job to the (admittedly thin) story.  It’s not like we had a lot to begin with, either.  It’s your basic Exorcist rip-off, demon-possession story: Bobbi Bresee (owner of the much-filmed boobs) is possessed by an evil demon named Nomed, and it causes her to turn from a sweetly naive housewife, to a rampaging vixen who has a lot of sex with her husband, that actor with my favorite name ever, Marjoe Gortner. [...] [...] But no, I learned from finally seeing the movie in its entirely again that it wasn’t just my twelve year-old attention span, it was the editing for TV that did it! Mausoleum is so full of boobs and demon-possessed sex scenes that to air it on basic cable required quite a hatchet job to the (admittedly thin) story.  It’s not like we had a lot to begin with, either.  It’s your basic Exorcist rip-off, demon-possession story: Bobbi Bresee (owner of the much-filmed boobs) is possessed by an evil demon named Nomed, and it causes her to turn from a sweetly naive housewife, to a rampaging vixen who has a lot of sex with her husband, that actor with my favorite name ever, Marjoe Gortner. [...]

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