For those of you looking for refuge from the football madness that dominates this frosty Sunday, I offer you video solace.

First, a a riff on my favorite movie, ever, from the aforementioned brilliant Rifftrax:

And next, this is possibly my new theme song.  It is so crude as to make me wince, but on the other hand I love her socks and her pigtails and the nun and the black guy and the effervescent way the gal sings “fuck you in the mouth.”  Not everyone can do that.  I know.  I’ve had voice lessons.

The mp3 will be on repeat on my morning commute.  I’ll be the girl next to you on the El smiling serenely and tapping her foot.